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supper, and was a free-spoken senator, said; Marry, they should sup with us.

177. (166.) There was one that found a great mass of money, digged under ground in his grandfather's house. And being somewhat doubtful of the case, signified it to the Emperor that he had found such treasure. The Emperor made a rescript thus; Use it. He writ back again, that the sum was greater than his estate or condition could use. The Emperor writ a new rescript thus; Abuse it.

178. (198.) A Spaniard was censuring to a French gentleman the want of devotion amongst the French; in that, whereas in Spain, when the Sacrament goes to the sick, any that meets with it turns back and waits upon it to the house whither it goes; but in France they only do reverence, and pass by. But the French gentleman answered him; There is reason for it; for here with us Christ is secure amongst his friends; but in Spain there be so many Jews and Maranos, that it is not amiss for him to have a convoy.

179. (88.) Coranus the Spaniard, at a table at dinner, fell into an extolling of his own father, and said; If he could have wished of God, he could not have chosen amongst men a better father. Sir Henry Savill said, What, not Abraham? Now Coranus was doubted to descend of a race of Jews.

180. (89.) Consalvo would say; The honour of a soldier ought to be of a good strong web; meaning, that it should not be so fine and curious, that every little disgrace should' catch and stick in it.

181. (243.) One of the Seven was wont to say; That laws were like cobwebs ; where the small flies were caught, and the great brake thorough.

†182. Bias gave in precept; Love as if you should hereafter hate; and hate as if you should hereafter love.

183. (169.) Aristippus being reprehended of luxury by one that was not rich, for that he gave six crowns for a small fish, answered; Why what would you have given? The other said; Some twelve pence. Aristippus said again; And six crowns is

no more with me.

184. (32.) There was a French gentleman speaking with an English, of the law Salique; that women were excluded to

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inherit the crown of France. The English said; Yes, but that was meant of the women themselves, not of such males as claimed by women. The French gentleman said; Where do you find that gloss? The English answered; I'll tell you, Sir: look on the backside of the record of the law Salique, and there you shall find it indorsed: meaning there was no such thing at all as the law Salique, but that it was a fiction,3

185. (33.) There was a friar in earnest dispute about the law Salique, that would needs prove it by Scripture; citing that verse of the Gospel; Lilia agri non laborant neque nent: which is as much as to say (saith he) that the flower-de-luces of France cannot descend neither to distaff nor spade: that is, not to a woman, nor to a peasant.

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186. (167.) Julius Cæsar, as he passed by, was by acclamation of some that were suborned called King, to try how the people would take it. The people shewed great murmur and distaste at it. Cæsar, finding where the wind stood, slighted it, and said; I am not King, but Cæsar; as if they had mistook his name. For Rer was a surname amongst the Romans, as King is with us.

187. (168.) When Croesus, for his glory, shewed Solon great treasure of gold, Solon said to him; If another come that hath better iron than you, he will be master of all this gold.

188. (99.) There was a gentleman that came to the tilt all in orange-tawny, and ran very ill. The next day he came 10 all in green, and ran worse. There was one of the lookers on asked another; What's the reason that this gentleman changeth his colours? The other answered Sure, because it may be reported that the gentleman in the green ran worse than the gentleman in the orange-tawny.

189. (230.) Aristippus said; That those that studied particular sciences, and neglected philosophy, were like Penelope's wooers, that made love to the waiting women."1

190. (170.) Plato reproved 12 severely a young man for entering into a dissolute house. The young man said to him; What 13

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for so small a matter? Plato replied; But custom is no small

matter.

191. (190.) There was a law made by the Romans against the bribery and extortion of the governors of provinces. Cicero saith, in a speech of his to the people; That he thought the provinces would petition to the state of Rome to have that law repealed. For (saith he) before the governors did bribe and extort as much as was sufficient for themselves; but now they bribe and extort as much as may be enough not only for themselves, but for the judges and jurors and magistrates.

192. (171.) Archidamus King of Lacedæmon, having received from Philip King of Macedon, after Philip had won the victory of Charonea upon the Athenians, proud letters, writ back to him; That if he measured his own shadow, he would find it no longer than it was before his victory.

193. (172.) Pyrrhus, when his friends congratulated to him his victory over the Romans, under the conduct of Fabricius, but with great slaughter of his own side, said to them again; Yes, but if we have such another victory, we are undone.

194. (173.) Cineas was an excellent orator and statesman, and principal friend and counsellor to Pyrrhus; and falling in inward talk with him, and discerning the King's endless ambition', Pyrrhus opened himself to him; That he intended first a war upon Italy 2, and hoped to atchieve it. Cineas asked him; Sir, what will you do then? Then (saith he) we will attempt Sicily Cineas said; Well, Sir, what then? Then (saith Pyrrhus) if the Gods favour us, we may conquer Africk and Carthage. What then, Sir? saith Cineas. Nay then (saith Pyrrhus) we may take our rest, and sacrifice and feast every day, and make merry with our friends. Alas, Sir, (said Cineas) may we not do so now, without all this ado?

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195. (231.) The embassadors of Asia Minor came to Antonius, after he had imposed upon them a double tax, and said plainly to him; That if he would have two tributes in one year, he must give them two seed-times and two harvests.

196. (174.) Plato was wont to say of his master Socrates;

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That he was like the apothecaries' gally-pots; that had on the outside apes, and owls, and satyrs; but within precious drugs.1

† 197. Lamia the courtezan had all power with Demetrius King of Macedon; and by her instigations he did many unjust and cruel acts. Whereupon Lysimachus said; That it was the first time that ever he knew a whore play in a tragedy.

† 198. Themistocles would say of himself; That he was like a plane-tree, that in tempests men fled to him, and in fair weather men were ever cropping his leaves.

†199. Themistocles said of speech; That it was like Arras, that spread abroad shews fair images, but contracted is but like packs.

200. (90.) Brisquet 2, jester to Francis the first of France, did keep a calendar of fools, wherewith he did use to make the King sport; telling him ever the reason why he put every one3 into his calendar. So when Charles the fifth passed, upon confidence of the noble nature of Francis, thorough France, for the appeasing of the rebellion of Gaunt, Brisquet put him into his calendar. The King asking the cause, he said1; Because you having suffered at the hands of Charles the greatest bitterness that ever prince did from other 5, he would trust his person into your hands. Why, Brisquet, (said the King) what wilt thou say, if thou seest him pass in as great safety as if it were thorough the midst of Spain? Saith Brisquet; Why then I will put out him, and put in you.8

201. (245.) Lewis the eleventh of France, having much abated the greatness and power of the Peers, Nobility, and Court of Parliament, would say; That he had brought the Crown out of ward.

202. (57.) Sir Fulke Grevill', in Parliament, when the Lower House in a great business of the Queen's 10, stood much upon precedents, said unto them; Why should you stand so much upon precedents? The times hereafter will be good or bad: If good, precedents will do no harm; if bad, power will make a way where it finds none.

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10 when the Ilouse of Commons in a great business stood, &c. R.

203. (34.) When peace was renewed with the French in England, divers of the great counsellors were presented from the French with jewels. The Lord Henry Howard' was omitted. Whereupon the King said to him; My Lord, how haps it that you have not a jewel as well as the rest? My Lord answered again, (alluding to the fable in Æsop;) Non sum Gallus, itaque non reperi gemmam.

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204. (232.) An orator of Athens said to Demosthenes; The Athenians will kill you, if they wax mad. Demosthenes replied, And they will kill you, if they be in good sense.

205. (175.) Alexander sent to Phocion a great present of money. Phocion said to the messenger; Why doth the King send to me and to none else? The messenger answered; Because he takes you to be the only good man in Athens. Phocion replied; If he think so, pray let him suffer me to be good still.3

206. (92.) Cosmus duke of Florence was wont to say of perfidious friends; That we read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends.

207. (102.) Æneas Sylvius, that was Pius Secundus', was wont to say; That the former Popes did wisely to set the lawyers on work to debate, whether the donation of Constantine the Great to Sylvester were good and valid in law or no? the better to skip over the matter in fact, whether there were any such thing at all or no?

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208. (176.) At a banquet, where those that were called the Seven Wise Men of Greece were invited by the embassador of a barbarous King, the embassador related, That there was a neighbour King, mightier than his master, picked quarrels with him, by making impossible demands, otherwise threatening war; and now at that present had demanded of him to drink up the sea. Whereunto one of the Wise Men said; I would have him undertake it. Why (saith the embassador) how shall he come off? Thus, (saith the Wise Man :) Let that King first stop the rivers that run into the sea, which are no part of the bargain, and then your master will perform it.

209. (177) At the same banquet, the embassador desired

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